Regina Noctis

Your wings are DRAGON wings. Massive and
covered in scales, they shimmer with strength
and magic. They are the most obvious display of
your power – though it runs equally throughout
your heart and mind. You are uncompromising and
grave, with a profound sense of justice. You
have firm ideas about what is right and what is
wrong and set out to fix what problems you can.
You realize that you are more capable of
dealing with life and evil than most, and as
such you see it as your responsibility to
protect those who cannot defend themselves. You
have existed since antiquity and as such you
are wise far beyond your years in this
lifetime. While you strive for fairness and
peace, if someone should steal from your cave
of treasure (though not all that glitters is
gold) or compromise the happiness of you or one
who is close to you – they have signed their
death warrant. You have a mighty vengeance and
will unleash it upon such people immediately
and mercilessly. Arguing with you is
useless…you rarely back down and are known
for holding firm in your beliefs. Sometimes you
feel intensely burdened with the troubles of
others…acting as a Guardian can get so
wearisome. But you never give up…you see it
as your life’s mission. Often very introverted,
you can be so smart…it’s scary. Such a
combination of intelligence, creativity, power,
beauty, and magic is often intimidating to
those around you – who are also unlikely to
understand you. Arrogant, proud, overserious,
and sometimes a bit greedy or obsessed with
whatever treasure you choose to pursue…you
have enchanted people for centuries, and will
continue to do so.

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So far, despite the number of my friends who’ve taken this test, this is the only time I’ve seen this result. I seem to be surrounded by angels, with a couple of faeries thrown in for good measure.

Psycho cousin: Hey, any of your homosexual friends gonna come down for a visit?

Me: Why? Looking for a date?

Psycho cousin: silence

Mom: How did you come up with that verbal slap so fast?

Me: With my friends, you have to be able to do that. They’re all smart and witty, and you have to keep up.

Mom: I probably never would have come up with that so fast. And I think it’s so funny a slapdown to use on John.

Psycho cousin: No, I don’t want a date! I just want to see how they would do on my turf!

Mom: laughing And listen to him squirm now!

Psycho cousin: I can get my own dates!

Me: I wouldn’t think you’d find many men around here who’d be interested.

Psycho cousin: I can find me all the girls I want!

Mom: with heavy sarcasm Yeah, cause you’ve done so well in that area lately. I see you going out on dates alllll the time.

Me: You sure you don’t need help?

Psycho cousin: I can find dates! And I date girls!

Me: I think the lady does protest too much.

Psycho cousin: silence as he realizes he’ll just dig himself in deeper

A few days later

Psycho cousin: You never told me if any of your homo friends are gonna visit.

Me: I’m working on it. I want to find the right boy for you.

Psycho cousin: What?

Me: Well, that long silence after I asked if you wanted a date seemed kind of interested. I know you think appearances matter, but you didn’t protest until someone thought it was funny. So, that silence must have meant consent.

Psycho cousin: I didn’t consent to nothing!

Me: So, in other words, you did consent to something. I’ve been making some calls. I bet I could find you a nice boy. And you’re just Hispanic-looking enough to appeal to some of the taco queens I know.

Psycho cousin: I ain’t no Spic!

Me: No, just half-Spic. Remember, I know your mom, and she’s Mexican.

Psycho cousin: I’m white!

Me: And don’t worry, most of them will think your bald spot is cute.

Psycho cousin: I ain’t got a bald spot.

Me: You don’t? Then why were you asking Grandma to buy you Rogaine the other day?

Psycho cousin: I did not!

Grandma: wandering in from working in the yard, perfectly if accidentally timed Oh, John. I put that Rogaine you wanted on the list for the next time Patricia and Olivia go into town to shop.

Psycho cousin: I don’t want that shit. I’m outta here. Gotta work out.

Me: Good idea. The boys I’ve been contacting for your date will really like you even better if you stay built.

Sometimes, he’s way too easy to torture. And, since I’ve proven to him a couple times now that I am strong and not intimidated by him or his threats, and that continued bad behaviour on his part will mean cops and misery for him, he’s currently treating me as the alpha in the house. Polite, does what I ask him to do, and even when arguing with me, he won’t go beyond a certain point. He tests the boundaries periodically to see if I’ve weakened, and gotten firmly shot down. I know what his psychological weaknesses are, so I’ve used that to keep him off-balance. It’s making life easier for both my mom and grandmother so far. If he starts getting loud, I just casually wander into whatever room he’s in to harangue them. And he immediately tones it down and gets polite. He’s taken to toadying lately, offering to buy me lunch when he goes out to pick up his own, offering me free pizza at night when he gets home from working at Domino’s. And he’s looking desperately for someplace he can move. Ever since the Christmas night when I proved I was not afraid to involve the police, and this was no longer his personal playground with two women he can abuse in it, he’s either tried to convince his mom or his ex-wife to let him move in with them.

His mom is seriously considering the option of letting him do so. And he’s searching for jobs in Bakersfield so he won’t have to commute to Delano for work.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed. With any luck, and continued maneuvering on my part, we may be rid of him sometime in the next few months.

Hello, 2004. May you be a damn sight better than 2003.

The Rebel

For jobs, you need something that allows you
express your life and yourself, liek artist,
musician, or actor. You could also be a
counselor because you can relate to other kids
with issues. You want someone who is like you,
youre not into the whole opposites attract
deal. You want someone who is very musical and
artistic, but also funny. Your dream men are
Bender from the Breakfast Club, Ferris Beuler,
and David Bowie from Labyrinth. Your dream
girls are Faith from Buffy, Jen from Dawsons
Creek, and
Carrie. You most likely are a Sagitarrius, Gemini,
or Cancer. You most likly have a goth, punk,
or emo edge to you. You are stree smart and
tough. You mostly enjoy shows that are really
super goofy and crude liek Jackass and Punkd.
You like horror stuff. Music is extremely
super important to you.
Your best friends would be other Rebels, Creators,
or Dreamers. Your love interests would be the
same. You would not like Social Butterflies,
Stars, or Kings.

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